The Real Truth about Global Warming

These comments about the truth behind global warming are very informative. It takes the Onion to get down to the nitty gritty.

The Self-Lotioning Baby

As usual the Onion comes as close to reality as any news. How different is this from potatoes that glow in the dark by injecting jellyfish genes into the spud? Read this and weep (or laugh).

U.S. Renews Contract With Spotted Ground Squirrels Through 2015

From the Onion: “WASHINGTON—The Department of the Interior announced this week that ongoing negotiations with the nation’s population of spotted ground squirrels have been resolved and that the rodents are now contracted to continue activities on U.S. soil through Dec. 31, 2015. “We’re happy to have finally reached an agreement with this vital American species, [...]

The Onion Speaks Again: Alternative Energy Projects

Again, how can I resist posting this on alternative energy projects? Eh? Somehow the Onion always says it better than the typical news. And it always seems more true. Click here.

A Very Pertinent Story from the Onion

Check out this story from the Onion. I can’t believe that this could possibly happen…