Upon first viewing this may seem like the typical joke that the Onion puts out there. But when you get down inside of the story and the pic this does not seem all that absurd. Someone out there would think something up like this, and make a big stink about the whole thing. The media would scarf it up and then some. What a world? I have to say the the Onion is closer to “real” news (whatever this means) than any other paper, electronic eyeball, or however the so-called news makes its way into millions and trillions of homes.